she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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