it glows. i had to have it.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
