I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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