i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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