You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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