There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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