At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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