Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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