white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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