no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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