yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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