a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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