Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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