You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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