I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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