it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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