come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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