i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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