are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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