Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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