remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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