Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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