people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
