Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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