You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
