soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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