it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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