shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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