she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Is Oprah even human
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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