My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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