This girl is more easily done than said...
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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