she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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