you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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