I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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