May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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