Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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