im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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