What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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