My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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