One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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