Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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