I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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