Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
So I just went to clothing optional bar
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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