Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
organizing the empties. That sober.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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