Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
high people should be assigned attendants
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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