Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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