i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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