i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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