My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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