return my video game
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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