DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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