gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Dick very happy bro
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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