im drinking this country out of the recession.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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