This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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