Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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